A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!) …

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death … (Creepy … I’m still not over the pig) …

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body …

The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off … (Honey, I’m home … What the …?) …

The flea can jump 350 times its body length … It’s like a human jumping the length of a football field … 

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds … (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) …

Some lions mate over 50 times a day … (I still can’t believe that pig … quality over quantity) …

Butterflies taste with their feet … (Something I always wanted to know) …

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump … (Okay, so that would be a good thing) …

A cat’s urine glows under a black light … (I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out) …

An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain … (I know some people like that) …

Starfish have no brains … (I know some people like that, too) …

Polar bears are left-handed … (Talk about a southpaw) …

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure … (What about that pig? … Do the dolphins know about the pig?) …

Now that you’ve smiled at least once, it’s your turn to spread these crazy facts … (and God love that pig!)